DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
(
chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
« Go Back
evil orthodontistif you've ever read George RR Martin's Song of Ice and Fire, imagine Tirion the dwarf as an orthodontist.
If you haven't just imagine a short dumpy guy with a twisted lip and a sadistic sense of humour who scares all the kids who go for braces
I was 17 when I had braces and I thought he was great, clearly a man who loved his job (like the dentist in little shop of horrors)
me "mfffaawwwmmmoooooOOOWW" (trans: that piece of wire is digging into the back of my jaw)
him: "..oh is that hurting, never mind"
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 17:00,
Reply)
« Go Back