DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Theif!I remeber when i was about 12 and I had really badly uneven teeth through sucking my finger for about 10 years. My dentist had decided that a brace was the best option and that teeth would have to be lost...
After about 4 teeth my mum became suspicious and was worried that all the anistectic was leaving me with a twisted face...
After about a week she told me i was leaving and going to another dentist... why? because according to mummy crumble, he was stealing my teeth as he got more money everytime he took one of mine.
Tell you what, fucking scared me for about 5 years!
(ps..go legless!)
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squiddylyd Once you pop you can't stop!, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 17:03,
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