Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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TDubI did ask him why he chose a specialty which to my mind it would seem counter intuitive for a gay man. His reasoning was that to him, a vagina was about as erotic as an ear, or a nose, and so he was perfectly fine spending his time with his head in a lady's snatch without seeing it being anything other than another organ that he could fix. Though it did cause some problems when his rather old school professor asked him what was wrong with a patient who presented with a fairly straightforward case of advanced thrush..
"Huw, what is the problem with this woman's labia?"
"No idea sir.."
"Come on, a good looking lad like you must have seen a few women's parts in your time, off duty..."
"Well sir, you'd be surprised..."
And thanks Legless, I sometimes wonder if the only good thing to come out of the car crash that is my love life is that at least I don't have to struggle for QOTW answers!
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