Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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when time can draw out like a blade...In my time as someone else I have resorted to.....
splitting matches with a razorblade to eke out my supply of fire
using toothpaste as bluetac
swapping my inadequate supply of tobacco for mystery pharmacueticals with the guy next door (known as cutlery for his self harming habits) as I didn't have enough to last until it was next available and hoped to sleep through withdrawal. (didn't work)
smoking resin that has been dug out of someone's shit (it was in clingfilm)
for Christmas smuggling in bottles of vodka and seeing in the new year pissed, on valium (mmm) and dancing to radio 1 :o( - the long termers managed to smuggle in a pro!
and in other circumstances...
resorting to drink to avoid reality
flirting with the gay barstaff at DV8 to get served quickly at drink as much as you can for £7 Thursday.
I'm not proud (well maybe a bit)
length: 2 years, 1 off for good behaviour
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:03, Reply)
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