Other people's diariesNever read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.
So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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Apeloverage's DiaryMonday: Logged on to B3ta and scoured the new posts for inaccuracies and inconsistency. Notified people as to their errors and added half a dozen humourous one-liners. Received a number of messages but deigned not to read them or respond as this is a waste of my time.
Monday lunch: read a book on grammar and drafted a letter to its author notifying him that he had missed a full stop on page 149. My girlfriend came round and said she was feeling horny. "Oh," I quipped, "are you growing horns?" She left and I took some pictures of myself.
Monday evening: Thought about answering a QOTW but decided, on reflection, to mock it and the other posters in a high-minded and sardonic fashion. Added a few posts, including the obligatory pun on misreading the question and the inevitable inversion of the question (finding a bush under porn etc.)
Monday night: My girlfriend came back and said that she was feeling sexually aroused and would like some sexual intercourse. I could not find any fault with that sentence and became exceptionally angry. She left and I made a plaster of paris cast of my head. Needed two packets.
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