Other people's diariesNever read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.
So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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JK Rowling's diaryI was strolling along minding my own business when I spied a leather-bound book in the gutter. I picked it up to discover that it was the writing diary of Rowling, revealing all the secrets of the last Potter book. I quote verbatim:
Idea: Why not have Harry insert his hot bulb into Hermione's mouth? He could tell her it's a magic spell to give her unlimited power. She gags on his spunk and turns his nuts into lychees ...
Idea: Ron turns out to be Harry's real dad. He tries to lure Harry to the dark side of Mordor by offering the key to Voldemort's outside khazy: "KiIl him while he's on the crapper, Harry etc."...
Idea: Dumbledore comes back from the dead and gets prosecuted for 20 years of paedophile abuse. The Weasley brothers admit that he touched their scrotes, and that token black kid does something or other so he can be featured in the next film.
Idea: Hermoine gang-bangs all of Slytherin as a diversion, while Harry tries to discover why Dumbledore isn't Richard Harris anymore. He discovers that he is a character in a series of seven books and that he's going to die in the next one. Shits his pants like a girl.
Idea: It was all a dream. The true hero is that hunky Scottish one who plays Quidditch. He unravels a monstrous cock and fires a Death Beam from it ...
[I asked Rowling for some money but she told me to fcuk myself, so I have revealed all her secrets here. What, can't she spare half a mil?]
(, Mon 5 Feb 2007, 17:07, Reply)
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