Other people's diariesNever read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.
So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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Length? She loved every inch.The boyfriend of the sister of my ex is something of a pathological liar. I'll call him Steve, for that was the name of the stumpy pig-faced git. It was always clear that Steve's up to something. So I used to read his emails (he'd told me his password some months before, stupid twunt) to see what he'd been up to. Well, plenty of the 'usual' stuff -- emails to other girls, which basically described entire other relationships going on. Not just one, though; this guy was a frickin player, with a few on the go.
However, that's not what surprised me.
He was also subscribed to a website which might vaguely be described as a dating website, which I now understand means 'email-a-random-stranger-and-meet-up-for-a-shag'. He had a folder full of emails and responses from the dating website, catalogueing meeting upon meeting upon meeting, tons of betrayals to his current 'real' girlfriend.
This still isn't what surprised me.
What surprised me was his choice in women... MASSIVELY overweight 40-50yr olds. He particularly liked rolls of flab. Two things struck me as scary in the 'saucy' emails he was getting:
- he liked to 'shag' the layers of flab, much like a titwank, but wobblier allegedly.
- he liked to be shit on during sex.
O_O
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*fwap*
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 18:34, Reply)
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