Other people's diariesNever read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.
So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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Comming OutWhilst at Uni my mate JimBob decided to tell us he was gay - this fella was camper than Dale Winton at a camping exhibition driving a camper van, so it was something of a moot point.
JimBob thought it best to leave us a little note explaining his love of the cock and to tell us he'd be down the student union if we still wanted to be friends (he was a bit Emo before Emo had even been invented aka a bit of a self loathing twat).
Found the note when I was drunk. Wrote a response. Went to the SU, got a couple of pints in, went and found JimBob, gave him a pint and also the note. He opened it and read:
Suppose you want me to buy you a bunch of flowers?
He laughted.
I was being serious.
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SpankyHanky, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 9:50,
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