Often the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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My two year old female alsatian just started humping my leg.
Length? nothing she has been snipped.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:05, closed)
Even the animals want to have you *laughs*
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:08, closed)
...and I'm so glad that my 6yo female St. Bernard doesn't have this habit :)
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:12, closed)
i feel violated and now the dog wont make eye contact with after i pushed her off
:(
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:24, closed)
It's not her fault, it's you. You had a bad previous sexual relationship and you need to heal a bit first before you think of starting a new one. *laughs*
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:27, closed)
i know its not possible but my shin feels errr dirty :(
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:37, closed)
than Gayer humping your leg
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:56, closed)
I'm thinking not the DG one?
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:13, closed)
He cries.
*waves club like sticky thing, and paints himself in woad*
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:30, closed)
which is why *our* Tourettes had to rejig her name.
I think *our* Tourettes is Tourettes_ and I don't think this is her
*may be wrong but thinks is not*
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:42, closed)
However, I also have a female dog who's into leg-humping. She shags her bed too when she's *really* excited....
I think I'd better un-cunt my apostrophe from its fuck to minimise confusion ;o)
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:46, closed)
*that*
sounds like *our* Tourettes!
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:50, closed)
This *is* fucking me.....
er, that sounds wrong.
*edit* this fucking is me?
How's yer good self?
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:54, closed)
Exactly how big is your stick?
Mind you, I'm rather partial to a bit of girth too....
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:56, closed)
oh darling sweary one.
On day three of 'thank fuck i'm out of my shitty job'and loving it :)
How's you?
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:57, closed)
Sorry, Tourettes, I've neglected my social training! Good evening, and glad to make the aquaintance of a fellow owner of a
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:59, closed)
Glad to hear it young bean! I'm jolly jizzing good, thanks. I've started practicing my pelvic floor exercises for August, so that not so much wee escapes when I laugh.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:03, closed)
I just went to the gents when I had a small leaky emergency. Al was VERY surpised
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:05, closed)
See the ingenuity.... I'd've been autistic and insisted on going to the ladies powder room to mop up my drippage. And at 39 1/4 I'm far too young to use Tena-Ladies - why, that would be taking the piss!
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:12, closed)
provision.
Hedges might have been better:)
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:27, closed)
Do you like my tits? That should further minimise confusion as the other Tourettes seems to be a bloke.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:46, closed)
I love your tits.
Perhaps BGB can show you how to pierce them?
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:08, closed)
BGB has threatened to chase me with her pierced jubblies because she knows I think they're scary! I have 3.5 tattoos, but *sensitive* piercings give me the willies :o/
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:16, closed)
years to get the nerve to get my nose done, and tattoos are NOT happening to me.
I'm fascinated by other people's though.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:30, closed)
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