right
i've just been out to pret-a-minger for a sarnie (shandwick place, edinburgh, ok weewitch? - *winks and makes that noise people use to summon small horses*)

two young officy type bints were walking towards me - one had more breastage on display than the top shelf of mr patels, further enhanced with some fancy bra cunningly designed by highly advanced space-pervs to ensure a delightful 'double jiggle' effect with each spike heeled step.

now i try not to perv where possible but 60% of my little numbskulls work in the penis department

so inevitably i get busted having a sly peek.

A LOOK OF SHEER DISGUST

I'm not disappointed that she just about shoved her nipples up left nostril then glares at me - but the fact that two seconds later it starts PISSING down

so i missed them flecked with dewey moistness


!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:45, 16 replies)

Be grateful
you didn't fall down a hole in the road there. Give these lassies time, when they get to my age, some bloke having "a sly peek" is a bloody compliment!

*winks back, clicking tongue*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:48, closed)

*peeks slyly at TWW*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:17, closed)

@Dit
You had to give it away didn't you, I've been staring at them, sorry, her, for the last twenty minutes!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:20, closed)

*flashes al, spimf and DiT*
*watches them run for the hills*

*rolls up boobs and puts them away*

(.)(.)
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:33, closed)

Woo!

*does the "I've just seen a Scottish woman's boobies" dance*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:38, closed)

Theres a wee sandwich shop
Just off Haymarket - Santianellos or something.

Some crazy foh-ran-er Italian gaff. Awesome sandwiches though. Not many bewbs.. usually more guys in suits.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:40, closed)

"wee sandwich"
doesn't the bread get all soggy?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:43, closed)

Sorry but...
that just smacks of double standards. Sorry, but if she dressed like that, its because she WANTS to show off. If she didn't want people to look, she'd have worn a jumper. Or a duffel coat.

Shame you missed the rain tho :p
(CaptnJack isn't really called Jack!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:45, closed)

@al
you're mocking the accent again, aren't you? After that last time? When you got a spanking for it?

Some people never learn.

*rolls up sleeves, prepares to "discipline" al*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:46, closed)

@geordie
Oi loik a bit of sog meee
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:46, closed)

I would like
to unreservedly apologise to anyone offended by my last comment, it was just too easy.

*looks at wee witch*

I'm sure I still deserve a spanking mind.

*removes trousers*

*bends over*

*applies whale meat*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:50, closed)

@althegeordie
Whale meat again?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:52, closed)

@cockbrush
don't know where, don't know when.

But I know

Whale meat again.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:54, closed)

*spanks al soundly*
especially for that "whale meat again effort"

now let that be a lesson to you my boy.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:07, closed)

@CaptnJack
think it might have been double d standards actually

snarf!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:17, closed)

fe*k
had to lie down 1/2 way through that - and the ending was terrible :-(

Bad luck
(Biff..., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:54, closed)