Time for my own entry
I haven't suffered from phimosis, never had a wart, and dealt with verrucas in the standard way. But as for dealing with ingrowing hairs... fuck me that's painful. Last one I pulled out from my neck was an inch long, oily and curled up. I called it my neck pube. Luckily, I took pictures, which tell the story far better than me:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/tjasha/2915020873/
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 23 Jan 2011, 19:36, 21 replies)

oh, you utter cunt

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 19:46, closed)

git.
;)

**clicks, you got me**
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 19:47, closed)

Utterly disgusting.
( the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 19:57, closed)

I like the double-bluff
Nicely done.
(dxg, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 19:58, closed)

haaaaaaaa
brilliant!
(TheFlyingOnion. looking forward to, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:09, closed)

Cunt

(Wagane, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 0:28, closed)

fffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

(orestes is shitting in the 1940s, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 1:34, closed)

Oh, ffs not again.
*click*
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 2:53, closed)

Well done sir
Lesson for the day "Never trust anyone on the internet"
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 4:16, closed)

bastard
The missus woke up and uttered "you're on that bloody site again aren't you?"
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 4:57, closed)

got me
you arse
(W3BOPLASTY, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 6:34, closed)

I like the way that...
Not only does the link do that, if you copy and paste the link it does essentially the same :)
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 8:54, closed)

Fucking background tabs...
Grudging *click* to you
(jeremy kyle's undercrackers, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:30, closed)

You MotherFUCKER!
I love it when I fall for it, it's been weeks.

Clickity Clickity
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:20, closed)

Haha great stuff
How exactly does one hide a link like that?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:02, closed)

A link-shortening service such as goo.gl.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:13, closed)

Thank you

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:40, closed)

You're welcome.
Of course, my next outing of this will have to be even more inventive now.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:12, closed)

ARGH
Damn you!!!!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 19:59, closed)

Yup, me too
Mr Box heard me 'lol'ing from the other end of the house. He's never read b3ta but knows this one well.

Nice 1, ta for that
(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 7:31, closed)

Oooh ya fucker.

( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:09, closed)