unexpected horse
after a christmas party one year, my parents went upstairs to, presumably, go to bed.
ten minutes later, i could hear thumps and muffled giggling coming from the upstairs landing.
unsure what i was about to see, i went to investigate.
there, on the landing, were my parents, draped in a bedsheet and bumping into walls.
"what the fuck are you two doing?" i asked. after a bit more giggling, mum's voice came floating out from under the sheet. "we're being a horse!" she said.
i left them to it and went back downstairs.
( Smash Monkey why is your child calling me barry?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:05, closed)

Well?
Do you like horses?
(speedevil, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:15, closed)

best of all the animals
they're my friends
( Smash Monkey why is your child calling me barry?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:18, closed)

More of this sort of thing!

( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:51, closed)

they are fucking mental
but i love 'em :)
( Smash Monkey why is your child calling me barry?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:30, closed)

this is good internet
I like your parents
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:54, closed)

they do throw a good party

( Smash Monkey why is your child calling me barry?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:59, closed)

Hahahaha!
brilliant smash :-)
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:10, closed)

Making the beast
with 1 back?
(Misery McUglywife is the text equivalent of Charlie Brown's teacher, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:26, closed)

Would a Stegosaurus be the beast with 17 backs?
(speedevil, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:06, closed)

and quite a lumpy back at that

( Smash Monkey why is your child calling me barry?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 12:26, closed)

Its....
....ribbed for extra stimulation
(Colonel Blink is considered a complete twat by some, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:56, closed)

Does that mean that
Ankylosaurus is dimpled for both your pleasures?
( number5 is going out chaps, and may be some time., Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:38, closed)

Several shades of win.
Clickety clop for you.
( number5 is going out chaps, and may be some time., Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:39, closed)

clickety clop is making me giggle far too much

( Smash Monkey why is your child calling me barry?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:20, closed)

If this doesn't win then qotw should be taken out to the barn and brought back in a sack.

( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:28, closed)