As students, a couple of friends of mine on MASSIVE drugs,
turned up at 3am, having just come from Tesco.

"eVil we got you a footspa!!" one of them gleefully beamed at me. And so indeed they had.

In fact, they had purchased:
* 3 electric footspas,
* 4 apples (pink lady),
* a bunch of bananas,
* a packet of wire coat hangars,
* 1 large horseshoe magnet,
* a triple pack of ladies sew-in shoulder pads,
* booze and fags,
* and a boxed birthday cake with the iced message "Let's Party"

I still cherish that footspa.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:31, 1 reply)

Mahes a change from fags, skins, chewing gum and milk.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:51, closed)