It was a fairly typical Saturday afternoon and I had been drinking steadily since finishing work
Friday evening. At about 3pm some people were going to the Great British Beer festival (GBBF) and they asked if I would like to join them. Arrived at Olympia at 3.15, I paid the entrance fee, bought the glass, looked at the people attending and left without consuming a drop and then I went to the Radnor Arms. See when you are drunk you can make good decisions.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 16:22, 2 replies)

What did you do with all that shopping?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 17:47, closed)

I probably bought 40 Bensons and a kebab.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 20:40, closed)