Ok, I'm sorry.
I never carried out my threat to contact any user's bosses / clients etc, I don't know who anyone is on here - I was just fronting.

I will behave. I won't lie. I won't mention my pool, my mother, my inheritance, my age or my wife. I'd just like to answer some qotw's and participate.

I'm not evil. I'm not bad. I haven't been half as rude as most people on here.

I promise to ignore and not respond to my tormentors. I'm even using my real name, as I accept that it was easily deducible from my previous posts on other websites. I apologise for ever denying that.

Live and let live?

Rob x
(Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:28, 35 replies)

no

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:30, closed)

:o( I feel bad now.
I really hope this isn't him, cuz that'd be ace.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:31, closed)

Lol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:32, closed)

Tim Stilton

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:33, closed)

i love you rob

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:35, closed)

Thanks, man!
Sorry - but I don't have anymore stories to tell for this week's question, but I hope I can entertain you when it flips again.

So how's everyone been?
(Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:45, closed)

Alright Rick, how's the temperature in the saltwater pool?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:49, closed)

Hey AB!
Pool is great, thanks.

Though I'm not really into talking about it. And we're thinking of moving soon, so the saltwater pool gags will be old hat!

Send my best to your wife.

Rob x
(Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:51, closed)

FUCK SHITPANTS FAIRHOLM IN 2014

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:37, closed)

You're not Rob Fairholme.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:38, closed)

fuck off back to your bedsit, you lonely old fuckfold

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:38, closed)

See?
Shambles has ignored me. I can see his posts as 2.0 is rubbish - but I am not rising to his low-rent bait.

I'd just like to tell my stories and exist. Remember when Reggie sidled up to me? That was a good 'un.

We had some laughs. Let's find them again!
(Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:40, closed)

not rising to it by replying almost before I'd taken my finger off the 'post' button?
herp flabby derp deep, you tragic mess
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:43, closed)

Alright there poster who most definitely is Rick Fathleme

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:49, closed)

Ok...the c0ckweasel thing was silly.
I'm back with no disguises. I'd just like another crack of the whip!

Whaddya say AB? Mates?
(Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:52, closed)

Come on AB, this is a truly wonderful moment. I'm close to tears here.

( Peej, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:56, closed)

Yeah, come on AB!
I mean it.

If you're ever in Oz...look me up. I'd love the opportunity to take you and your wife out to dinner - get our families together, have a few cold one's and chew the fat.

I'll even bbq my famous Aussie duck breasts!
(Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:58, closed)

I think I've seen them

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:23, closed)

Fuck off back to /board

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:27, closed)

This is clearly adult porn, and as such, not allowed on /board.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:29, closed)

zoophilia is not allowed on /board.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:39, closed)

Oh AB!
You made me lol there!

And if we've still got the old saltwater, you'll really appreciate a dip! It won't be such a joke when you cool down from the 30c heat, beer in hand and my lovely wife serving up bbq'd duck - and if you're really lucky I'll have made some of special dip, the not so secret ingredient is Grey Goose Vodka!

Rob x
(Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:33, closed)

( Peej, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:51, closed)

Oh man!
That's a classic.

But I can't complain as I used the name ringofyre all over the internet and made details about my life (including my phone number!) totally public knowledge.

That's why I'm back as ME. Rob Fairholme. The original and still the best!
(Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:53, closed)

I for one believe you are the real Slob Fairgnome.
and not Tim Stilton in disguise.
( Peej, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:55, closed)

Nope!
I'm not Slob Fairgnome (but that IS a great parody)...I'm Robert Fairholme of Western Australia.

Rob x
(Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:37, closed)

alright baldmonkey

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:52, closed)

I reckon this will only be funny if it turns out to be Boudicca.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:55, closed)

are the dogfingerers just going to let this run?
I genuinely don't understand the moderation policy on here.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:02, closed)

Alright Albert.

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:40, closed)