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Dazbrilliantwhites says he spent five years working at an airport where he spent his days "racing down multi-storey car parks in wheelchairs and then using the lift to go back to the top". Tell us about your best and easiest jobs. Students: Make something up.

(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:14)
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"After I’d thrown them at her, the pineapple flavoured syrup was soaking into her white t-shirt, letting her glorious nipples shine through. She took off the top slowly, stretching her back to let me have a good look. Her nipples were virtually pulsating, she was so hot for me right then. I stepped towards her, millimetres separating our aching bodies. I don’t think I’ve ever been more aroused. Her breath is all heavy and she’s saying, just fuck me. So first I slide my hand rou... where was I? Oh yeah. So I slide my hands round her waist and cup her arse cheeks in both, picking her up and sitting her on the desk. I stroke up and down, opening her thighs and getting tantalisingly close to her hot wet cunt. She’s almost hyperventilating she wants it so bad. I scratch down her back and she arches. She can clearly take very little more of this. I slowly slide one hand down her toned stomach, closer and closer with my fingers’ tips as her chest rises and falls, as she clutches at my flesh and whispers for more. I’m on the mound of her pelvis pushing slowly down ready to connect with the soft, warm flesh that’ll make her go wild. My fingertips touch the very edge of her clitoris and she holds her breath. I slide my fingers either side of her pussy, teasing her to the very last. She can’t be having that, she grabs my cock and pulls me into her. The head of my penis is flush at her gate, nuzzling slightly in her soggy lips. I pull back, pick her up and throw her onto the bed before diving after her. I ram straight home and she pulls a face like she’s just been plugged into the matrix. She’s pulling at me, strongly, trying to get me to fuck her harder. I’m so deep inside her I think our bones are grinding together and it’s painful but so fucking good. I want to tear her apart. As I’m slamming into her, the tightness of her cunt lips catches on my cock, sorry to have me leave them, begging me to stay and fuck. Fuck all night. Fuck forever. I want to be inside her until the world ends, with her warm thighs now wrapped around me, my chest on hers, still sticky so that every time I pull away slightly her breasts are still on me. Her fingernails are on my back shedding the skin as I kiss her in a way that can only be described as mutually assured destruction. If anyone thinks I’m having my way with her, one look at this awesome sight could only assume that she’s having her way with me. She punches me square in the jaw as she comes so hard her body turns to rock and I am literally caged inside of her. As her hardness melts away, her cunt now so wet we’re fucking in a puddle, I feel the rush. I start convulsing before exploding with force that if she weren’t enveloping me would splash all the way through to the next room. While I’m unable to control myself, she has calmed, stroking me, smiling with her other hand on her face, with her eyes open but seeing nothing. Slowly, I crumple down, being careful to keep enough of my weight off her so she can stay in that dream state. My heart is still pounding as hard as hers. I feel her pelvis muscles spasming slightly, grabbing at my still hard cock, as if they’re asking for more already. I ask her if it was any good and she tells me she doesn’t know who or where she is, or why it is she can’t see, but if I do that again she’ll love me forever.

And that’s when I decided to marry your mother, son."

yours
Professional Parent.
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:36, 11 replies)
I had sex once.

(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:55, closed)
Which of your children is your own?

(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:55, closed)
wait. now.
I didn't realise this /qotw had suddenly become substandard Razzle writing auditions.
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:58, closed)

wait wait wait wait wait.... wait. it isn't?
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:19, closed)
MILLS & BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM..

(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:22, closed)
I have to say
I much preferred the Topless robot Batman/Robocop story, but each to their own I guess.

www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/fan_fiction_friday_batman_and_robocop_in_the_day_t.php
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:36, closed)
I like paragraphs

(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:10, closed)

me too! but i've not been allowed to use them since.... the incident.
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:22, closed)
I thought this fell
Around November 9th, 1989
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 23:10, closed)
err
you're gonna have to explain this one...
i was only born a year earlier man, i'm a student! i was told to make something up!
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:23, closed)
It's alright deary.
He means the Berlin Wall, not the wall of text ...
(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:50, closed)

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