Easiest Job EverDazbrilliantwhites says he spent five years working at an airport where he spent his days "racing down multi-storey car parks in wheelchairs and then using the lift to go back to the top". Tell us about your best and easiest jobs. Students: Make something up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:14)
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I am a boner. My job title is literally 'boner.'I add the skeletal rigs to 3D characters for animation - a process known as 'boning.' Ergo I am a boner. It's an easy enough job.
I boned a wizard last night.
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:12,
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I put on my robe and wizard hat.(
idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 0:10,
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Snap!So did I, except I used to take bones out of animals.
mmmm Deer
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 4:13,
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I used to take the piss out of animalsEspecially crows, the dopey black-feathered cretins. I hope a buzzard or a heron legs them up as they fly along. I would laugh like Billy-oh
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:06,
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A mate of mineused to have the job title "chicken boner". What's more, he could bone a chicken in under 90 seconds.
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