Mining
Ok mentioning something like a job in mining may not sound like a walk in the park but trust me when you have a job like mine (Executive officer) the job entitles nothing more than to visit site, inspect the machines and that’s it (The task of looking after the workers etc is for the higher ups and any IT faults are left to the tekkys).

Anywhoo the only bit of work I have had to do was recently when we were on our way back from a job I was woken up mid travel from my nap (Top tip: Always let someone else drive) and told that we had to go check out another site. I was a bit pissed as I was chosen to go and do the monkey work and get my kit dirty. In a rare bit of karma in the only bit of hard work I had to do I was attacked by the local wildlife (Nothing major but I am planning on visiting the doctors back home to get a sicknote and spend a few days doing sod all at home).

I would love to carry on about how easy it is but I’m about to get off to a party before setting off home (Which in my case means going back to bed).I really can’t wait to eat something, you should hear the sounds my stomach is making. I just hope that the bitch Ripley is there, she wanted to keep me in some form of sodding quarantine while that thing was stuck to my face.

Regards

Executive Officer Kane
(mon bison powered by magnets, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:32, 6 replies)

Clicking
For the subtlety of the phrase "When you have a job like mine", in the context.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:42, closed)

I have heard the local wildlife mostly come out at night....mostly

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:40, closed)

This one wins
Game over man, game over!
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 14:14, closed)

oooo, subtle

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 18:30, closed)

I say we take off and nuke the entire thread from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
(Vainomoinen went looking for the Sampo on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 18:44, closed)

Whoa whoa whoa
b3ta is a multi-million dollar installation!
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:45, closed)