Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Sorry for all these, but here's another one...Friend of mine was cooking a meal, which involved copious amounts of chili. Well, during the cooking of said meal, he found an itch in his pants ("get out you little bugger") so proceeded to scratch his nether-regions AND his eyes.
Now, read that paragraph again. Chili. Scratch. Nether-regions. Eyes.
So 10 minutes later, he would be found with his face under a tap and his todger in a glass of milk.
Pure comedy...
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 13:56,
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