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Tell us your tales of the police, ambulance workers, firefighters, and - dammit - the coastguard

(, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:33)
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My dad was a healthcare professional for over thirty years.
He had saved numerous lives, and would always answer the call of duty no matter what time of day it was. He was absolutely devoted to his craft until one small mistake cost him his livelihood and everything he stood and worked himself ragged for.

I'll tell the story from his point of view. A young blonde came into his surgery. Apparently she was struggling to conceive. A few questions about lifestyle and diet were asked in an effort to establish whether there were any obvious issues. Whilst answers were given, the patient was playfully toying with a pen from his desk and gently nibbling the tip. He felt a little aroused by the way she was doing this, and as he was unable to establish any obvious issues from the line of questionning, eventually he had no other option other than to perform an internal examination to see what issues he could find.

While she was being examined, she started to purr contentedly, my dad, rather foolishly, saw this as a sign and proceeded to fuck her until he blew his load all over her back.

Inevitably, this all came to a head and he was struck off for this inappropriate behaviour and has never practised again.

I agree with what pretty much all of you are thinking. He only has himself to blame, but he still holds a grudge against the Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons to this day.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:19, closed)
Get this one on Sickipedia now.

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:32, closed)
Have a click.

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:59, closed)
Outstanding.

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:03, closed)
well played sir, well played.
*applauds*
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:18, closed)
hahaha

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:42, closed)
clicking this

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:53, closed)
Nicely done.

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:25, closed)
Back of the net!
net goat
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:45, closed)
I like this and have clicked accordingly.

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 18:30, closed)
YES

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:28, closed)

Very Good.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 19:55, closed)
Boom Boom!
(as Basil Brush would have it!)
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:34, closed)
I do like this.

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 20:53, closed)
I happen to know
that it takes more than that to get a veterinarian struck off.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:59, closed)
Well Played Sir!
Didn't see it coming.....

Cheers
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:46, closed)

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