Encounters with RoyaltyMy good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
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chthonic, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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pokerso diana, gianni versace and freddie mercury are all waiting to get into heaven.
st peter approaches them and says he is very sorry, but there is only room for one. each of them must prove his/her worthiness and the winner will be allowed in.
gianni versace said, "i gave things of beauty to the world."
freddie mercury said, "i entertained millions."
diana said nothing. instead, she pulled some evian out of her little bag, removed her underwear, squatted down, and washed her lady bits.
st peter applauded and let her straight in. he slammed the pearly gates shut in the disbelieving faces of the other two, who were clamouring to know why diana had been allowed in for that.
"don't you know," st peter called as he walked away, "that a royal flush will always beat a pair of queens?"
sorry...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Aug 2006, 15:37,
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