Narrow EscapesIHateSprouts tells us they once avoided getting caught up in an IRA bomb attack by missing a train. Tell us how you've dodged the Grim Reaper, or simply avoided a bit of trouble.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31)
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My True Story Of Plucky SurvivalOnce whilst on holiday in the American Mid-West I was shagging this really fit bird I'd just met when it transpired that she had vagina dentata!
Good job I was poking her up the gary really. Phew. I'd come within an inch of my life.
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Dervel OTBC, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:10,
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Pfffffft.FFS.
Click.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:14,
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That's what she said!Well, queefed really.
Well, farted.
Ya happy now?!
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Dervel OTBC, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:21,
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