cocklesnot!
I was going to tell you about plugging my kb/mouse into the back of someones computer at work to give them a scare but then I realised it wasn't really that special. But this was!

When I were 17 I went on a teenage christian 'outreach' (ie a large collection of fundy idiots gathering in some town or other to thrust the good news of jeebus at the unsuspecting citizens) in Southampton. All the teenie-fundies were gathered into the church hall having dinner. My mate (as pre-arranged) pretended to sneeze into a (fresh) hankie, and then opened it up gradually, making disgusted noises, to reveal a huge bogey that was actually a cockle (I'd bought a jar specially!) I then leaned across the table, plucked the loogie from the hankie and gobbled it up.

Several people at our table actually went green, and everyone was totally disgusted. I think I seriously upset one of those fragile christian girls you get.

Length? She probably needed prayer ministry for years after that!
(mistafeesh bugrit! millenium hand and shrimp - I told 'em!, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 19:03, closed)