I want to be a
lesbian
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:23, Reply)

Ok
Now i'm last
anybody posting after this is a gay or a lesbian
do you want to be gay or lesbian?
think about it
waaait for iiit

QOTW changing with me last..... NOW!
:)
(Freddles, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:22, 3 replies)

Last
I experimented by going on to B3TA in an attempt to wile away my time reading hilarious, but probably fabricated anecdotes.
The experiment was a failure, all I got were this
*points down there*
(Oben, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:22, Reply)

This Shows
either, just how many people are home on a Thursday, or just sit around at work doing sweet FA
(uniquestar, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:22, 5 replies)

I may as well have a go...
Last ?
( Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:21, Reply)

Gee this was a good QOTW
Ive not seen so much eagerness for QOTW changed since the Mixed Tapes one :)
(Miggyman, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:20, 2 replies)

Experiment: Can I spend a whole day on b3ta without realising?
Conclusion: yes.
(09824739yhsidfhshfgq8weeq3e1, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:20, Reply)

My pointless experiment
Was building a time machine. I went forward in time to discover the QOTW will not change until 1554. However as luck would have it I left my spectacles in the present so could not read or add my own story thus having to return the the present where my time machine sadly exploded leaving me to have to wait another 34 minutes.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:20, Reply)

So,
has this thing changed yet?
(Oil Slick, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:20, Reply)

oh what the hell,
if you cant beat um join em...

last
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:19, Reply)

Bah...
...beaten to it.
(dchurch bah, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:19, Reply)

Last!
Woohoo!
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:19, Reply)

No hope...
....it's me!
(dchurch bah, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:19, Reply)

And again...
LAST!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:19, Reply)

After re-checking my calculations.
I am now supremely confident that this post will be last…

Oh, and on topic, when I was 6 years old I conducted an experiment at my school to find out just how slippery a newly polished tiled floor was.

To test this, I placed my coat on the floor, took a run up then pounced on said coat, in full ‘Surfin USA’ stance.

Results: The floor was more slippery than a slug’s snatch. My coat slipped right underneath me and I began to plummet to the ground head first.

At this point of failure I could have hit the floor with a veritable plethora of comfy body parts…

Yet for some reason I decided that the ideal point of initial contact would be…

My front teeth.

The subsequent shatter left me looking like a bloodied up mini-me of Shane McGowan

Conclusion: I always have been, and still am, an utter twat


but at least I'm last.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:17, 1 reply)

althegeordie has just confessed
that he's still in his pyjamas.

Let's while away the time guessing which cartoon character(s) adorn his jammies.

Edit: I vote for Spiderman
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:17, 3 replies)

PLEASE CHANGE THE QOTW
The amount of time left before people leave work, and hence potential amusing story postage time is rapidly decreasing.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:16, Reply)

I
King freddles of fredland in honour of all the gingers who failed before me, take pride in the fact that I can rightfully say this next word with worthiness of god himself.

...last?
(Freddles, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:16, 1 reply)

Experiment!
I am going to try and put everyone else on ignore and that way my post will be the last one showing........
(Pork2311, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:10, 1 reply)

God! offtopic must be quiet.
.
( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:08, 3 replies)

F5
I'm going to experiment on how many times I can hit F5 before the next QOTW appears

EDIT: Gave up at 180
(uniquestar, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:08, Reply)

Pointless experiment #1
Breaking wind before pressing F5.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:07, 1 reply)

I'm going to try this....
Light a fag before hitting F5 again. That usually works.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:06, 1 reply)

Takes Bugle In Hand
And Proudly plays


Last Post?
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:05, Reply)