Mould revisited
If you feed Smarties to the right sort of mould then it goes all multi-coloured and rainbow-y, like a big gay mushroom. Try it. (It's pointless though - at the end of the day you're still getting excited about mould.)
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:27, closed)

What
is the right sort of mould? Because I need to try this now.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:39, closed)

@mm
Bob, of course
(haberman (it blasted him with its awareness), Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:50, closed)

^hurrah for the Sugar reference!
@MM - I'm not sure what type it was, scientifically speaking, but it was a large ripply mushroomy thing that kind of cascaded down the bathroom wall of my mates' house at Uni. The sort of thing you'd expect on a gnarled old oak in a dripping, dank forest in a nasty fairytale.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:09, closed)

^ Dodgy landlord much?
Mould makes me feel queasy (the ceiling of Mr Maladicta's bathroom is starting to get those black spots all over it) but rainbowing it might make it more appealing...
( Maladicta click, click, boom, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 14:11, closed)

I'm clicking
just for "like a big gay mushroom"
(KittyOHara is a master corsetier since 1875, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:10, closed)