Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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Some years agoI once worked in a scientific research lab. The work wasn't particularly challenging: simply take the participants, and test their skills through a series of challenges which were gradually increasing in difficulty that had been set by my superiors. After guiding them gently through, and watching them succeed with flying colours; it was often hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Unfortunately, one test subject then proceeded to break my heart, tear me to pieces, then throw me into a incinerator. Despite this, as I burned it hurt because I was so happy for them.
GLaDOS
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:00, closed)
But,Was there cake?
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 1:18, closed)
I was under the impressionthat you didn't have superiors?
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 8:07, closed)
I did...But I killed them all.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 9:40, closed)
Fair play:)
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:25, closed)
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