Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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Do not try at homeDate of Experiment - Circa April 1986. (After college)
Performed by - Dr Tugnut and Friend.
Location - My flat, front room.
Objective - To find a cheap and easy way of getting high based on a theory proposed by 'a mate at the pub'.
Apparatus - Two cans of coke, ten packs of 'space dust'/'Pop Rocks', two glasses, two human volunteers.
Method - Put the five packs of space dust/pop rocks in a glass, add the coke, drink quickly, sit back and wait for 'take off' into another dimension.
Results - No discernible euphoria or high. Plenty of frothy projectile vomiting and a severe headache.
Conclusions -
1. The 'mate in the pub' is a lying bastard.
2. Stick to recognised drugs.
3. Dr Tugnut and friend were total twats.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:38, closed)
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