Both!
As a sex pest and as a strange kind of drunken misadventure. Only one of these will I discuss here.

Leaving the pub with my friends one evening back....ooh ten years ago, we decided to streak back to his house (about 500 yards away). Just outside the pub we start to derobe leaving the then girlfriends with our clobber, I start to make a run for it, only to look over my shoulder and realise that my friends had stitches me right up and ran back inside the pub with my clothes.

We knew the landlord to this pub and it was very late anyway, they proceeded to lock the door, I may have been 500 yards from my friends house but I was a good 5/6 minute taxi ride from mine.

Needless to say the police arrived shortly after, I can only assume someone from the housing estate nearby had called (couldn't have been my so called mates could it).

The police, surprisingly, were rather nice people and after my friends explained the practical joke I was given a stern warning and allowed to put my clothes back on, the reason the police were nice people, they were two female PCs, one really rather attractive. I was a 23 year old pissed male naked in the street, I thought I had pulled.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:56, Reply)