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This is a question Faking it

Rakky writes, "We've all done it. From qualifications to orgasms, everyone likes to play 'let's pretend' once in a while."

So when have you faked it? Did you get away with it? Or were your mendacious ways exposed?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:16)
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This is a QotW answer Sorry, folks: it's confession time.
My real name isn't "Enzyme".


It's Iain the honourable Harrington Jambalaya, Third Earl of Thwangthwick.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:43, closed)
This is a QotW comment That is not your name.
That is the name of your Turkish Boy.

Oh, and could you pick up a packet of rusks and some baby wipes on the way home?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:45, closed)
This is a QotW comment I always
thought of you as more of a

"Claude Remington-Smythe" myself.

Do we call you Harry then?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:47, closed)
This is a QotW comment @WW
"Harry" is a possibility... but "Sir" would also suffice.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:51, closed)
This is a QotW comment bollix, cupcake.
I found your birth certificate in the sideboard. It says you're called Nigel. Oh, and you can iron your own trousers, I'm sick to the back teeth of you insisting I can't get the pleat in the crotch right.

Don't wake me when you get home.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:55, closed)
This is a QotW comment ^^CHCB
iron his crotch instead.

It's a brutal lesson, but one not quickly forgotten ....
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:05, closed)
This is a QotW comment ^
I would, if I ever saw him. He treats this place like a hotel.
His dinner's in the dog.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:16, closed)
This is a QotW comment No it's definitly Enzyme.
I saw your name tag sewn into your coat when you came to my B3ta bash and the name Enzyme was written on it.
(It's my b3taday! big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:20, closed)
This is a QotW comment YOU are Earl Thwangthwick?
Then I've finally tracked you down, you villianous cur!

For 'tis I, Lord Wutherford of Perringbourne, and I have not forgotton your infamous foul deeds in the gin palaces of Camberwell - or the fair, trusting young maiden you led into debauchery and ruin.

Defend yourself sir! If you have a scrap of honour left to defend.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:55, closed)

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