Faking itRakky writes, "We've all done it. From qualifications to orgasms, everyone likes to play 'let's pretend' once in a while."
So when have you faked it? Did you get away with it? Or were your mendacious ways exposed?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:16)
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My VoiceI was born with a really high and squeaky voice. If you can imagine taking a huge gulp of hellium before blowing through a dog whistle - your very close.
Everytime I spoke - every dog for miles around would howl and scream - thinking that i was a bitch on heat.
During my teens I realised that my peers would never take me seriously - so I got a friend to develop a talking machine for me.
Now I have a way cool voice - and get the sympathy vote with the ladies. Yey.
S Hawkins
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KISS.ME.WHERE.I.POO Signed the sex offenders register on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:10,
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*Sigh*If you can't even get the correct name...
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Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:49,
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It's sad....Hailed by many as the greatest physicist and living mind yet still unable to comprehend the difference between "your" (incorrect in above posting) and "you're".
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The Grammar Badger loves cheese more than she'll ever love you, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:26,
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