Sorry to break this to you…

But I too have been faking it all these years...

You see, your beloved ‘Orville’ isn’t a real duck. He’s just a fat, green, nappy wearing stuffed toy with my hand rammed up his chuff.

The whole ‘speaking’ thing was me all along.

Actually, I’m surprised you didn’t see my lips moving, you thick twats.

Anyway…sorry.

Love,

Keith Harris.
( Pooflake , for imsomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:20, closed)

A grown man talking to his hand.
Bodger & Badger is a grown man hitting himself on the head with a wooden spoon.

And they get paid for it. Genius.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:22, closed)

There is nothing on earth that is quite as wrong
as hearing orville the duck swear. I've never quite recovered from that.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:25, closed)

He swears?
Where does this happen?
( Thinker actually likes George Lamb., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:29, closed)

His adult "blue" shows :(
The monkey sounds like chubby brown on helium.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:43, closed)

I knew orville was a fake...
.. But sooty and sweep are real. I just know it!
(Miggyman, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:43, closed)

In my troubled past I've done
coke with simon out of bodger and badger and it shattered my illusions when he brought badger in while we were high.

Drugs are bad mmkay kids.
(Raff the indelible, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 17:34, closed)

give him an acid
and then scream "MASHED POTAYYY MASHED POTAYY MASHED POTAAAYYYTAH!" into his face, see how he likes it.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 0:31, closed)

*BANG*
That's for doing the bloody post office adverts
(Freddles, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 1:19, closed)