I'm watching you

(osmouk, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 1:30, 61 replies)

Oh noes!
I have another stalker!!

I remember that day well. We'd been taking part in the Volcanoes On The Beach competition and I gave in to the urge to show off....

Cheers

Gah! I've been conned. That's really rather clever
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 1:33, closed)

Please.
Tell me thats a mod that shows your own facebook.

Otherwise, theres a picture of me there :P
(Guilt wants to get in your moist confines, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 1:43, closed)

Nah,
I'm seeing me. That has to be a mod.
And one that scared the crap out of me at that. Not cool at this time of night.
( Maladicta, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 1:48, closed)

Aye
Got me very worried for a second.

But then I thought, who the fuck would stalk me? And I calmed down.
(Guilt wants to get in your moist confines, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 2:03, closed)

WTF?
Thats is no fake, and its freaked the shit out of me that my facebook picture is in here!!
(lankynyack, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 2:24, closed)

.
Jesus Motherloving Christ. That gave me quite a shock...
(Boar is dreaming of get rich quick schemes..., Tue 15 Jul 2008, 2:27, closed)

Nicely done!
Oh crap, I wasn't even logged in and my FBK pic showed up ... Nearly sent an abusive message to a mate who lurks here occasionally 'coz I thought he was f**king with my head!
(Celerydemon, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 3:26, closed)

Wow!
That is very clever. How'd you do that?
(Edktstsss, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 4:20, closed)

Having just sent you a message...
The penny has dropped that people are seeing their own facebook image rather than mine.... Doh!!!

Its 05:20, you can't expect me to be awake, surely.
(paof2 Nude might not be rude, but rude could be nude..., Tue 15 Jul 2008, 5:25, closed)

Ye gods
Who is that handsome devil?
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 6:27, closed)

Sheeeit
That made me jump.
Clever.
*Click*
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 6:50, closed)

ach!
Thats a cute little number up there...
(fisherOfApples123 -=destroyer of toilets=-, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 7:45, closed)

Tee, hee
Am impressed. :-)
(Princessbadger, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 8:35, closed)

That's
me...

Seriously, please delete

*Edit*

Just read the comments...

Bastard, I shat my pants!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 8:43, closed)

That was...
Scary. Ya dirty bastard.
(bigbillybaws, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 8:49, closed)

Outstanding!
A little bit of wee ran down my leg.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 8:56, closed)

Excuse me..
Can you tell me who is going to refund me for the pants I have just shit. lol
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 15 Jul 2008, 8:59, closed)

So
how does this work? it's really clever, but slightly worrying too.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 9:00, closed)

It's Simple
It looks for a cookie from facebook and displays the image for that user.

Delete your cookies then look at it again - it'll show a broken image and it'll stay that way until you visit Facebook.

Still a good trick though.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 9:14, closed)

@Legless
That is why you are an IT guru!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 9:17, closed)

this shat me up for a second!
very impressive.
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 9:18, closed)

I'm glad
I'd read all the replies before I'd signed into facebook...

It's clever though. How do you do it?

EDIT: Ah, I see now... still very clever though.
( Moey, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 9:20, closed)

wow
thats a mean little trick
especially as my status mentions my injured ankle which has prevented me going into work

which isn't being faked.

hehe
(Katzilla Follow Me! @Kat_Zilla (I don't promise funnehs), Tue 15 Jul 2008, 9:48, closed)

fuckshitbollocks
proper benny on there... i thought someone was taking the piss out of me :( :(
(TheManofScience, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:02, closed)

hehe
Some interesting messages from folk demanding I remove their picture...
(osmouk, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:30, closed)

Christ!
My heart is beating incredibly fast, that startled me so much!

I just went and changed all my privacy settings to the most stringent they have, and then read all the replies to this thread...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:40, closed)

You clever fucker.
Have some clicks for nearly giving me shit in my pants.
( Gerbilinafishtank Gerbil in a fish tank...TURTLE POWER!, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:54, closed)

Jesus fucking Christ
*goes to change underwear*

You bastard! *click* for the sheer genius.
(quantum raspberry quizzically quashing Quebecans, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:03, closed)

My first thought was
'Oh god, not another b3ta stalker!'


Very, very clever.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:07, closed)

FFS!!!
I know how it works but I still have a lingering uneasy feeling! Nice one!
( Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:09, closed)

...
That is shitting terrifying.

*click*
(HellHathFury Christ on his pushbike, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:11, closed)

@osmouk
did you also get a load of follow ones calling you a bastard?

Very good though, very freaky!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:13, closed)

This
should go on the FP.

Scare the shit out of some /talk fools too
(quantum raspberry quizzically quashing Quebecans, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:19, closed)

faking aaargh
that practically gave me a heartattack, aaaaargh
glad i read the comments, one stalker is enough
(naranjita, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:40, closed)

Jesus shitting christ!
Very clever... love it!

(First post!)
(clipper is a newbie here!, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:50, closed)

I feel cheated
Obviously not being the facebook whore everyone else is, I didn't have any cookies for it to work on and as such just thought it was a broken link :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:56, closed)

Wha...?
You may be watching but I'll bet you can't hear the wonderful cacophony my band makes. Go to www.growlermusic.co.uk to see videos!
(Joe Strummer's Telecaster in tune with the world, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:58, closed)

Legendary!
I, like everyone else, nearly had a trouser accident.

However, my status at the moment: 'is sick and tired of fucking renting'.

As it appears in the picture? 'is sick and tired of fucking...'.

Damn.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:01, closed)

LOL
That was particularlly worrying as my facebook status is about a certain female person I might have met up with last night. It was also cryptic - so thought I'd been caught out by someone :)

Anyway *clicks* because its a fake and this is a winner.
(Miggyman, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:11, closed)

Shit!!!
Just nearly leaped off the sofa! Brilliant.
(Dark Horse, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:14, closed)

Gah!
That's very, very scary indeed. How the hell did you do it? I fear you and your internet based sorceries.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:24, closed)

How does that work?
That freaked me out majorly at first.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:30, closed)

Bloody Jesus!
Scared the crap out of me.

Ahhh Bournemouth Uni Summerball '08. Featuring me as 'The Tin Woodman'.
(Martin1337 was trying and failing to be funny at, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:40, closed)

Nice.
very clever indeed.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:47, closed)

Cripes!
Ha ha ha! Holy crap! That well and truly freaked me out. All I could think was -but i'm a lurker. No-one knows me here!
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 13:05, closed)

aha light bulb appears
Very clever, very clever indeed, I salute you.
(lankynyack, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 13:15, closed)

it's just
a big red cross on my screen. no wonder i didn't get what all the fuss was about. i hate missing out!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 13:45, closed)

WTF!!!
Get my chuffing picture off B3TA now!

Edit: Doh! I fell for it!
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 13:56, closed)

My word!
I do indeed look stunningly handsome.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 14:16, closed)

Chuffing brilliant!!!!
We need the code please!

Click for you sir.
(Ed Quarters has moved house!, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 15:11, closed)

hah thats cool
i've got my portrait by pasanonic as my facebook picture so i thought the OP was calling me out and thought i was claiming I'd drawn it or something :)
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 15:24, closed)

You can stalk even further!

(stevio is on the prowl for a girlfriend!, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 16:00, closed)

This is fantastic
I'm currently on a work computer, so I was quite surprised to see my boss's face there.
( Thinker, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 16:10, closed)

Bloody hell
I thought I was in trouble for 'shopping Tony Blair in my user pic! Classic prank though, must be FP material.
(stiglfc And the big wheel keep on turnin', Tue 15 Jul 2008, 16:44, closed)

shit it much?
i did
(jangaaaal shes lost control..., Tue 15 Jul 2008, 16:46, closed)

nearly
pooed myself. good stuff
(papa bouba slap your face, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 20:31, closed)

thats my face book
oh my god that really is my facebook my names gary parsons what it says is ronnie wood you dirty old gypsy how did you get that no joke that really is my face book.
(oddboy, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 23:02, closed)

^
Classic. Now that you've joined to point that out, stick around and enjoy the fun :)
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 8:28, closed)

^^ Can
we click for replies?

That one above is brilliant...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:04, closed)

My skin
Is now lying in a crumpled heap on the floor, as I have jumped out of it. You bastard.

Very good.
(Rotten_Cointreau is a proper scientician, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 13:22, closed)

Here's the messages I've received:
"Thats My Fooking Profile Picture
And I really did get to go to Top Gear,honestly!"

"I have no idea why you should find it funny to put my details on b3ta, unless it was because I 'sorted out the animals'.

I have no desire to see myself on here, and would appreciate its removal before this time tomorrow.

Feel free to change it to a message about what a boring old fart I am, but I do not want randon b3tans logging on to my profile and sending my friends messages."

"Oi
That's me!!!!!!!!!!"

"And who is this?
Ok, I know that you must know me then..."

"Who you?
That's just bizarre."

"WTF?
That's just unfair... plainly unfair..."
(osmouk, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:14, closed)