Family FeudsPooster tells us that a relative was once sent to the shops to buy an onion, while the rest of the family went on a daytrip while he was gone. Meanwhile, whole sections of our extended kin still haven't got over a wedding brawl fifteen years ago – tell us about families at war.
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Scaryduck Buy my dirt cheap books! http://amzn.to/ZZ69iy, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:24)
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I went to see Femi Kuti performBlah blah, strange scientific experiment, blah...
Femi was completely naked except for a genetically modified fig leaf, blah...
Particularly sensitive tune, very out of character, blah blah.
Femi told us the story about it and it was very touching. Anyway blah blah....
The Femi Leaf Ooooh-ed.
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GoatsFour goats walk into a barn. They have a pee, then munch some hay.
When they've had enough, they settle down for the evening, and the father goat tells all the little goats a nice story about a baby fish playing with a ball.
The end.
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A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:25,
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My friend Fay'skid had McDonald's hot chocolate tipped down his neck. She was pretty damn angry and wanted to get even, her hubby wasn't bothered. They split up and she came to stay with me - not that I was complaining. I helped her get a lawyer and that was how Milf Fay Sued ...
... next Q?
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Shit postMyself, sister, mum and dad all used to go to the toilet together.
Next door neighbours used to gather round as the family poo'ed.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:39,
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Only the other daySo me and my brother were knocking seven bells out of each other, I think it was because he'd pinched my entire Star Wars figure collection and burnt them on a fire of small Scottish terriers and I had retaliated by throwing a custard pie in his face and it all went from there!!!
Anyway, I digress.
BA came along, split us up saying "I pity the feud!"
Bah!
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Anyone want to hear about ...my fight with Phan Lee?
He was a great fan, Lee.
Advertised with spam, Lee.
To become our Nan, Lee.
Pushed my kids in a pram, Lee.
But I didn't give a damn Lee.
He put it in my wife's fan', Lee.
And maybe in her can, Lee.
so me and my brother sam, we...
destroyed him with the power of family!
that poor old Mr. Phan Lee.
... I'm really bored, can we have a new question?
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Allisade would love to hear from you, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:32,
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Incestuous CannibalismFamily food.
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Allisade would love to hear from you, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:12,
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there is a huge complex family feud on my dad`s side of the family. remember kids you can choose your friends but ya cant choose your family!!!
p.s change QOTW now please
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I consider B3ta my family.Wanna fight about it?
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Allisade would love to hear from you, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:55,
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