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Pooster tells us that a relative was once sent to the shops to buy an onion, while the rest of the family went on a daytrip while he was gone. Meanwhile, whole sections of our extended kin still haven't got over a wedding brawl fifteen years ago tell us about families at war.

(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:24)
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Mate of my brothers' Da
doesnt speak to his brother because he once sucked the head off his pint of Guinness.

They once had a brief rapprochement after something like 15 years.

They went down the pub to try to sort out their differences, clear the air and such.

So my brothers' mates' Da buys two pints of Guinness, lays them down on the table and says,

"I'm going to the jacks - that should have settled buy the time I get back"

And as quick as his back is turned, his brother picks up yer mans pint and sucks the head clean off it again then breaks his bollix laughing.

When yer man gets back from the jacks, all hell breaks loose and they havent spoken since.

rafter
baz
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:21, closed)
could that have been any more irish?
in case you were wondering, the answer is no
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:41, closed)
would ya fer fucks sake put a capital 'I' in Irish - jaysus!
It could have had potatoes.
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:49, closed)
I don't put capitals on a lot of things
also, having no potatoes is pretty Irish if you ask me ;-)
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:55, closed)
*applauds*

(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 18:22, closed)
Or stick a capital O on the front
?
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:01, closed)
Two very amusing replies there.
Well done, Gentlemen!
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:09, closed)
Roytch facken lowlife dey are!
There, I made it more Oirish for you.
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:56, closed)
well...
"dere"
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:20, closed)
Nah, I'd reverted to Basic by that point.

(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 22:35, closed)

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