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Two words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.

What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...

*and no, it wasn't one of them royals

(, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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Sheffield Pyjama Jump
..I havent read all the entries yet so don't know whether this piece of magnificence has been mentioned..

..but there is - no was, a tradition that once a year men would get dressed up in women's underwear and proceed to go about the town snogging/shagging the female populace - and the women likewise

..the reasons it is no longer in existence are the numerous deaths due to hypothermia and the norberts who tried to hurdle vast holes in the road that were meant for the supertram..

i managed about 25-26 young ladies - but was being choosy - my mate got about 40 - but they looked like they were from Hull..
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 10:50, Reply)
Last year, me and my mate went to
halloween as suicide bombers.

Here's a picture....

www.b3tards.com/uploads/terroristas.jpg
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 4:33, Reply)
Black Panther
Halloween humiliation hell. What was I thinking? Mom and dad wouldn't help me put together a Black Panther costume, so I liberally used black crayon on some paper grocery bags, stapled them together around my body, and went.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:33, Reply)
Attack of the clones
I went to my drama-student sister's 21st birthday party as Boba Fett, with a very expensive helmet and blasters pilfered from my son's toybox. Thing was, I couldn't get a sitter so I drove myself down (helmet on the whole way) and couldn't drink because I'd to drive back. I just avoided my family and everyone wondered who the mystery guest was. I stayed for an hour, drove myself home and sent my hubby down half an hour later in the same costume... He's a good foot taller then me. And doesn't drink. And doesn't like people. So he left after half an hour. So I went back down and when I finally said hello to the folks, they mentioned that there were two other Boba Fetts there that night, what an embarrassment.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 2:08, Reply)
South Park staff Halloween Party
Ok, so this could be urban legend as it was told through a friend who works on Southpark, but hey it's a good story.

Every year they have a massive Halloween party and people take it really seriously and really dress up. Anyways, the year Roy got mauled by the Tiger, the big costume that Halloween was to go as Roy with his throat ripped out and a white Tiger toy handing from the neck.

So off to the party goes this fellow dressed as Roy with throat ripped out, and lo and behold, who should be there but Siegfried? Any normal person would hide at the other side of the room while trying to make a quick exit to the toilets, but no - he goes up and introduces himself.

There's a quiet pause while Siegfried takes in the costume as realises who this fellow is trying to be and then a look of complete horror comes over his face and his minder moves in. At this moment, someone comes up with a camera and Siegried in ultimate Hollywood LA fashion assumes the big smile, puts his arm around the bloke with the offensive costume for the "Here I am with an adoring fan picture".
(, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 17:50, Reply)
oh, I forgot...
there was a bad taste party in my first year in halls- cue msot girls finding tat from the local charity shops.

Cue a bunch of use blokes making Nazi armbands and pinning various meassages to our t-shirts:

"Myra Hindley- my kind of woman"
"Abortions are cool"
and, my personal favourite, worn by my friend Geoff
"Adolf Hitler had the right idea, Joseph Stalin was great guy, Pol Pott was alright, and Princess Di can burn in hell"

The looks on the faces of those who could only see one interpretation of "bad taste"...
(, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 15:32, Reply)

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