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Janet Aylia asks, "Did you go all-out only to find you'd fallen for the age-old 'you're the only one who dressed up' gag? Did you wrap yourself in cotton wool and ketchup and offend the local vicar by dressing as a tampon?"

(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:19)
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Years ago...
My mate and I were on our way to a fancy dress party, both of us dressed as coppers. We decided it would be a laugh to see if we could actually pull someone over, and when some random cretin screamed past us at 140mph then pulled up at the lights about 100 yards down the road, well, we had our man.

Thing was, when we got to the car, there was a nervous and slightly teary 10 yr old girl in the passenger seat. The driver must have been in a slightly panicked state, because he immediately blurted out that this wasn't his daughter, and he was "babysitting".

Starting to feel like we may have accidentally stumbled upon something quite sinister and our 'joke' may well be about to turn extremely sour, we tentatively asked about the nature of their relationship, and before you can say "entirely fictional", the guy's lost it. The red mist descended and he tore out of the car and pummeled straight into me. I ended up with a black eye, a split lip, a bloody nose and, if I'm honest, a bit of a semi.

Then he reached into his pocket and retrieved his phone, which was apparently recording. No idea why. He switched it off, got back in his car and drove away.

Still don't fully understand what happened, but the incident haunts me to this day.
(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 12:53, closed)
Bosh!

(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 12:55, closed)
excellent work

(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 13:01, closed)
I don't normally approve,
but this is pretty good.
(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 13:17, closed)
YES!

(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 13:20, closed)
This is how you internet.
9.5/10
(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 13:38, closed)
This is definitely the best
thing I've read all year!
(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 13:41, closed)
Magnificent internet.

(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 13:44, closed)
Very very well done

(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 13:54, closed)
Excellent work.

(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 14:13, closed)
bravo sir

(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 14:33, closed)
Absolutely fucking fantastic.

(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:00, closed)
Well played sir.

(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:12, closed)
Stop the internet.
We have a winner.
(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:31, closed)
Simply superb

(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:49, closed)
Sometimes it's fate.
Well done.
(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 17:28, closed)
Oh, I say!

(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 17:32, closed)
I'm guessing it's a film or TV reference
but fucked if I can work it out. De-ris for the thick guy at the back?
(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 17:43, closed)
Here you are
www.b3ta.com/questions/purefury/post2107021
(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 21:08, closed)
GET IN YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD

(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 23:15, closed)
this made me pull the :-D face until I ached

(, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 12:55, closed)
As Churchill once said...
"Oh yes"
(, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 23:36, closed)
Good work.
Cunt.
(, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 13:02, closed)
click
feel the power of the nonce punch
(, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 12:54, closed)

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