Coming and going
When I was in school there was a girl with sleek dark hair and a slim, tight gymnast's body. She wore painted on jeans and when she stood at attention there was a V at her crotch that the light came through like a semaphore from the god of carnality.

I dreamed of coitus, me standing and her with her arms around my neck and her legs clasped around my back.

Never happened, but many years later I did try the standing up bit with a much heavier girl. I got about three thrusts in before stumbling and crashing to the floor.

She had this massive bruise on her hip where she hit the chair.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:40, 6 replies)

the light shone out of her vagina?
wow!
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 4:04, closed)

Her thighs didn't quite meet at the top
and in my memory she was always back lit.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 5:32, closed)

Also known as 'The Toblerone Tunnel'

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 20 Feb 2014, 9:18, closed)

"The Hogan".
I can't remember why.
( gone, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 10:17, closed)

It won the compo.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:21, closed)

Because you'd like to
throw a shrimp on her barbie?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:43, closed)