I had a brief fling with a guy who contacted me 6 months later to insist I'd given him a nasty STD
I said I couldn't see how, as I'd had no symptoms, etc. He insisted in a stream of polite, concerned emails. So down I went to my doctor, had an embarrassing intimate examination, tests etc. Nothing, never had been anything there. I was totally clean.

I reported this indignantly to the guy. He then sent a furious, fire and brimstone rant, claiming I worked for Satan and that he'd caused all the recent flooding as "a warning" to me.

Weird.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 15:28, 20 replies)

wut

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 15:39, closed)

w sl

Strikethroughs are well LOL!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 15:47, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:00, closed)

She's the best single thing in that movie.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:03, closed)

I'm not a slag, I just go through periods of sexual adventure
Admittedly, usually with guys a bit less mental...
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:05, closed)

Death by Sexual Misadventure.
^ There's an album title for someone.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:06, closed)

"periods of sexual adventure"
Looks like we've found someone for Gonzy.
EDIT: Cancel that. She failed the questions.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:10, closed)

Did you explain to him that cooties isn't a real thing?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 5 Jun 2014, 15:56, closed)

In my defence, he spoke in a really deep voice...

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:10, closed)

I understand that Gonzy's voice is very deep.
What are your opinions on
1: Hand holding
2: Hollyoaks
3: Chinese food ?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:26, closed)

1. Wouldn't. 2. Wouldn't. 3. Would!

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:39, closed)

As long as it's not sweet and sour
I fucking hate sweet and sour. Red, sickly sludge of a meal.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:40, closed)

Sorry, but one out of three ain't good enough.
I'll just have to let Gonz down gently. Again.
Poor Gonzy.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:53, closed)

Sorry, Gonz

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 18:47, closed)

^This
I was convinced for years that I didn't like anything sweet and sour because this unnaturally-coloured ooze was my only experience of it.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:58, closed)

Pity you did not read before coitus the loons body language and non-verbal communications.
pfft
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:57, closed)

I know! It was his deep voice and huge cock that removed my reasoning...

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 18:46, closed)

Huge cock or have you got tiny hands?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 20:55, closed)

Both! Great combo.

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:20, closed)

He'd flooded your minge?

( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 5 Jun 2014, 20:26, closed)