* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
(
chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
« Back
Like cracking a coffinI generate some of the most vile smells known to creation after a night on the pop.
One night in my hotel, after a heavy session, I hear a commotion outside my window, so check it out to find a bunch of boy-racers acting the arse, and showing no signs of going home anytime soon.
So, I pull the window open, drop my jeans & skids, bend over to do a goatse style airborne fart at them, and promptly shit like a rocket into their midst. Ooops.
Riot ensued.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:56, closed)
« Back