* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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DisturbanceMy wife woke herself up with one last week which sounded like a cross between a high pitched two stroke engine and somebody rolling around on a large sheet of bubble wrap. Funniest of all was, she thought it someone was breaking in and was panic stricken. I couldn't get back to sleep for laughing.
Like all ladies' bottom coughs though, it didn't smell.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 21:12, closed)
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