* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Stuck at Traffic Lights4 friends, myself, 1 small student Fiat Uno.
PLUS
1 gassy ass (my own).
PLUS
Roadworks.
EQUALS
A fart you could possibly see, could not avoid, and could not do anything about due to complete lack of air flowing though said Fiat Uno.
I went through college with the moniker 'mein farter' due to my connection with many things German... and my bum.
*proud*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 21:46, closed)
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