* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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on the way to the lake district from where i live (peterborough)its about a 4 hour drive i think. i was going with my parents on holiday. that day i must have eaten something rotten... being in that car for 4 hours with my bodily "air freshener" going off every 10 minutes (with extremely unpleasant circumstances) was not something that would start that holiday off with a breath of fresh air.
i kept it up for pretty much that entire week, then abruptly stopped when i got back home.
serious gas.
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Mungey the clown http://www.myspace.com/welcometotheindustry BAND!!, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 3:27,
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