* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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I work in a school....as people who've read my stories before may know. At work in our office we have developed the Hymlic Headlock manouver - this generally conisists of somone brewing a vicious fart for several hours. When its ready to burst you find an unsuspecting member of staff, through you're right leg around their face getting them in a leg-headlock with your arse right on their face - then let rip.
Unluck Dave who used to work there swears he felt buckshot once!
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SiX is the arch nemisis of Justin Timberlake, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 18:11,
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