* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Infected fartsA few years ago I had appendicitis. I had it removed and I was sent home, but a few days later was admitted again with hallucinations and sickness. Turns out something had gone wrong with my bowels and I ended up with an infection. Rather than poo, I was passing a lot of thick, stinking blood. It absolutely stank. I was given the appropriate medicine and started to recover, but when a few of my mates came to visit me, with the curtains drawn round me, I sneaked out one of the most horrendous farts I have ever had. The smell of a fart from my bleeding bowels was clearly the worst thing my friends had ever smelt and they left at great speed.
(, Sun 15 Jul 2007, 13:53, closed)
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