* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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The funniest fart story ive ever heardwas from the back pages of FHM. basically, i'm a thief.
Anyway, it told of a plumber who had been called round to service the boiler of a well-to-do lady in her 50s.
He took a look, diagnosed the problem and explained it to her before getting on with the job.
*gets bored of typing*
...basically, he had to repair something which involved him kneeling on the kitchen work surface, let out a big "i had 3 sausages, 2 fried eggs, 4 slices of bacon and beans for breakfast" kinda fart - she was standing right behind him. the end. there you go... happy now?
(, Sun 15 Jul 2007, 23:52, closed)
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