* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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gym bumi go to the gym most days, & jogging on the treadmill tends to shake my bottoms burps out - unfortunately, the exercise bike is right next to me, so the poor cyclists head is just at the right height to get a good faceful :-)
Also, i tend to wear rather tight lycra shorts when running, cos they hold my bum in & stop my fat jiggling around. after an hour, they (and my bum-crack) get rather sweaty, so when i squeeze one out, it forms a bubble that rolls up my crack, then pops out the top. It feels soooo nice.
farting in the bath is also nice. it's like a home jacuzzi for poor people.
PS. i'm a girl. sorry to let the sisterhood down, but we fart, and we love it!!
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 0:02, closed)
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