* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Oh gods!I'm on Xenical, a prescribed weight loss drug. Long story short, it pushes 1/3 of the fat you take in from the meal, back out. Great if you watch your fat contents... not if you don't.
The one time, the day after a Chinese meal (it was my "the day after your birthday" treat), i let one rip.
And boy did i let one rip. There was this sound rather like a jacuzzi, and the back of my pants, bottoms, even the bottom of my t-shirt became saturated. I was lucky i was standing, it could have been worse... It took me over an hour in the shower scrubbing and re-scrubbing, trying to get rid of that smell. Oh gods the smell! The stuff that shot out with that rather powerful fart, was all but pure grease with a hint of Chinese food smell. I was paranoid for days.
Ever since that day, i keep farts in. I'd rather explode internally, than explode externally.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 0:42, closed)
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