* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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I bet...I once got back from a night out, absolutely wangeye, as is good and proper for a student. One of my friends opened my laptop to change my facebook profile to make me look like a bummer, and the other passed out on my bed. After a few minutes:
Me: "I wonder if I can wake Laura up with a fart?"
Andy: "Don't be fucking stupid"
I can never resist a challenge.
Laura's hair wavered in the resulting wind, before the fatal words were uttered:
"dperren, that absolutely stinks!"
Yes. I have woken someone up with a fart. I am also (sadly) proud of this.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 20:18, closed)
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