* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Not even going to bother tryingJust wanted to say A) Vegetarians do not fart any more than meat eaters, it's simply down to idiots not cooking their lentils/beans/other pulses or vegetables thoroughly. And B) I read about a study where a little boy farted onto a petri dish and a load of gross stuff grew, so it's not only coughs and sneezes that spread diseases. (Story hyah canberra.yourguide.com.au/detail.asp?class=news&subclass=national&category=general%20news&story_id=67008 )
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