* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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didn't think I had a story for this qotwmany moons ago, when I was young a naive(ish) I had been out on the beers in a town nearby. thoroughly hammered I got the bus back to my village
(Trev's bus from Sidmouth if anyone knows it. Legendary)
my brother and a friend of his were also on said bus, and decided that a spliff in the middle of the village was a good idea before bed.
I joined them, and being young and having consumed vast amounts of booze, the spliff had the natural affect of making my want to hurl.
At this juncture I bent over a wall to chunder into a small stream the other side, and as I released a torrent from my stomach, my arse decided it wanted in on the action and spoke it's mind.
this was met by much laughing from my brother and his friend.
It is only recently that I have stopped finding this embarrassing
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Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:44,
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